i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways
(Source: grahamly, via watch-out-for-wrackspurts)
i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways
(Source: grahamly, via watch-out-for-wrackspurts)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
(Source: praisemaliks, via cockcannibalsatan)
WHO MADE THIS GLORIOUS GIF. COME UP AND CLAIM IT
i hit reblog so fast it broke my computer
(Source: how-timelord-of-me, via rosiedoll)
(Source: badkryptonian, via mjolnirsuckers)
Jensen Ackles - Eye of the Tiger
JARED: We have Phil directing an episode, and Phil’s one of our directors that kinda let us have fun—improv a little bit, play around—and so the scene is I walk up with donuts and bang on the car and catch him kind of amping himself up, so they had this big shot set up, and they were like “And roll cameras, roll sound, and action!”. And I just kinda stood there, I was like, “I’m not going in, I wanna see what he does”, so I guess he didn’t have any idea, coz I didn’t tell anybody. so even Johnny, our first AD, was like, “Hey, hey, cue!” and I was like, “I know, I know, that’s fine”
JENSEN: So I’m sitting there in the front seat and hear the play back, the big speaker, and we’re outside. We’ve got extras walking down the street and cars flying by, and this whole thing. We got two cameras set up—which is why it’s edited together so a lot of people were like no way, they had multiple cameras set up, there was just two cameras set up—and so I’m sitting there, doing the drumming and he should have been here by now… something’s going on—why is he not—he should have stopped it—what’s that—well here come the words…the first line is rising up… That’s just too good. And then I just, I went with it, and then you notice maybe as I’m climbing out the car window that I kinda like, I start smiling and I almost started laughing and I turned and I’m like “No, keep going, keep going, you can do this”
Fandom rule: Must Reblog Eye of The Tiger.
(via get-in-my-tardis)
(Source: observando, via thechroniclesofabrokenheart)
I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
(via geekbehindtheglasses)
(Source: jaredpadaleckis, via angelproofed)
Mary Mary, quite contrary,
How did your little boys grow?
With guns and knives,
And yellow Demon eyes,
Going from Heaven to Hell below.
(via rosiedoll)
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
Strangely super accurate
(via rosiedoll)
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEIR WIVES WERE SOO ENJOYING IT.
This is great
[x]
(via it-is--what--itis)
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
(via rosiedoll)